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Title: No Thanks to Waffles and Cast Iron
Spoilers: Up thru The Vegas Renormalization.
Rating: Adult, but nothing too graphic, really.
Word Count: 6,415ish.
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Penny whacks Sheldon with a frying pan after he continues to inadvertently flirt with her over the real definition of "friends with benefits."

A/N: Okay! So. I totally dedicate this lapse of sanity to the sheldon/penny community. And not just because people we're the only ones crazy enough to find this realistic. But real reasons, too!

It's got a handful of in-jokes/discussion-induced hysteria and general fluff that we could only wish all the comments/thoughts could actually mean. It started with the wacky frying-pan reference by Jim Parsons, then arabian brought up the hot start-over dialogue, then I had to add a friends with benefits clarification. All to get my darling Sin some domestic fic.

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Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

 

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Author: fujiidom / maura
Rating: T
Word Count: ~4,100

A/N: This is very light. I had a crappy week and can't get into the last chapter of ECS, so this happened. It was written pretty haphazardly, so excuse any mistakes. It started as a little drabble exercise, to get me back to writing -- yet, as always with these two -- it ended up a bit bigger than that.

This is based on the Five Things prompt that is so popular in other fandoms, yet hasn't seemed to get to BBT, so far. Either way, it was a pleasant little escape and I hope it's as cheery to read as it was to write. Spoilers for Season Two.

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Title: The Covalence in the Bond
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny, Booth/Brennan
Rating: T
Summary: Crossover Bones/The Big Bang Theory. To help with a murder case, Sheldon gets Penny to drive him to D.C. to give the fine folks at the FBI and Jeffersonian some information. They go out to dinner for drinks, talk a lot about evolution and guns, and are all totally not hot for one another.
Spoilers: Set around current episodes of each show, but clearly in its own weird world.

A/N: Dinner dates! This is much shorter than the first part, but either way, I hope you like this further digression into crazy. This was all going to be three chapters, but the last one may be split into two -- making it more like four. Woo, basic math! But yeah, we'll see how that goes, but I haven't decided just yet. Enjoy this in the mean time! Thanks for the kickass reviews on LJ, too. You guys all rock harder than sediment. What! That's worse than Sheldon's jokes, sorry. Yikes. Thanks for reading, despite my lameness and bizarre storytelling methods.

You can review here, or there, whatever's easiest! I love to hear what people think of this, since it's kind of a strange set up.

Test Your Hypothesis, Try an Experiment

Title: The Covalence in the Bond
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny, Booth/Brennan
Rating: T
Summary: Crossover Bones/The Big Bang Theory. To help with a murder case, Sheldon gets Penny to drive him to D.C. to give the fine folks at the FBI and Jeffersonian some information. They go out to dinner for drinks, talk a lot about evolution and guns, and are all totally not hot for one another.
Spoilers: Set around current episodes of each show, but clearly in its own weird world.
 

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A/N: Even though only five people may even want to read this, here’s that plot bunny I mentioned a little bit ago! I’m not even sure if I should link it in Sheldon/Penny, but whatever. It’s Sheldon/Penny at heart and will probably be more than a little obvious in undertones later on. Just like it’s obviously Booth/Brennan (which is really just how to write that show, since they eyefuck the hell out each other every episode!)

So this is the randomest thing I’ve ever written! Bones/BBT? Okay! I think these relationships are mirror images, just reversed! It’s awesome! I have two other little mini-chapters that I’m working with now. If you like this, stick around!

So a little summation, or kind of big summation, whatever. I’m breezing over the back-story (which would just be dry, procedural court/crime stuff, which isn’t as fun for me to write about, sorry) and plowing into the after events, so it’s a little necessary.

Sheldon’s one of eight people to understand (and have worked with, although that doesn’t have much to do with it) Dr. Joe Gosselin’s work in theoretical physics and string theory. Because Sheldon hears of the professors death and knows the answers to the questions/problems that the man had been killed over, he wants to come give them to the FBI. Everyone at CalTech was told to do so, for that matter.

Gosselin had burned his notes, prior and leading to his death, leaving no conclusions to the base of his research. So they go into the guys place, have all the problems, scribbles, etc; – no answers. Sheldon comes, gives his notes, problem solved. It’s added to a list of evidence against whoever they’ll eventually figure out for the murder.

Right now, they’ve finished what they can (Booth had even gone home for the night, until Sheldon arrived early and unexpectedly) and are just looking to blow off some steam. Kind of in thanks to Sheldon, too.

As for Penny, she need money, drove him here for some. Pretty direct, maybe a little far-fetched (them making it alive after driving across the entire county), but imagine she lost her cable, it makes her feel less guilty than just overtly taking more from him or Green Lantern, and maybe drugged his herbal tea at the first rest-stop? Whatever works, right? ;)

Be gentle, this is totally a lark. Please put your disbelief in the upright position and fasten your seat belt! Safety first!

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( Part One: Ask A Question, Form An Hypothesis )

Title: Through Quartz, Sand, and Cellulose

Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Word Count: ~12,000 (Believe me, I know.)
Summary: Sheldon gets some help dealing with leftover grief of his father's death from Penny. Lifelong friendship ensues. One-shot.
Spoilers: Minor spoilers throughout, kind of AU by the end

A/N: Hey, so I had a death in the family (grandfather, almost not as bad as parents, like there's a way to judge) and this is how I deal with my issues. Ha. These two just seem like very innocent and delicate with one another's grief that the progression seemed natural to me. Sorry if it's kind of depressing, or takes any leaps in character that you didn't find convincing. I did it all for my own amusement, honestly, so whatever. Also, The Wolf by Miniature Tigers kind of egged me on to make it more than just the build-up, so if you enjoy a good epilogue/ending, thank them not me. Oh, yeah and I have a series I was supposed to be working on, whoops. Take this while I fix up the next chapter of that in the mean time!
 

(Too large for livejournal, so read here and if you want to comment here, or there, whatever. Just enjoy it!)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

A/N: Thanks for your patience, everyone! I had a lot of personal stuff going on and then my motherboard fried itself up sometime early last week. Hopefully I'll have some more soon, but for now you have some schmoop! I blame it on hormones, or whatever. Only five more chapters left! Enjoy!

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Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author’s Note: See? I keep my promises. There's still a few more reactions to deal with, eventually, but there's also some much needed hotness by next chapter. For now, here's some more plot progression! Hope you like the conclusion!

Thanks for the ton of reviews in between then and now, you guys are quick! Enjoy!

 

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Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Author:  fujiidom / Maura
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author’s Note: Buckle up, ovaries. It’s time for the morning after.

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Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Author:  fujiidom / Maura
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author's Note: This took no time at all! The song at the club in “2010” by Living Legends. Google it if you’d like an accurate soundtrack while reading.  Hope you like! Warning: No Kiddies Allowed Past This Point. Enjoy!

 

 

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