fujiidom: (+ bf: cold blooded jelly donut)

This journal is now mostly for storing my writing and trying to keep up with friends (est. 2007).

Let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted,
and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me.

Cheers, Maura.

fujiidom: (+ bb: a valid response)
Title: No Thanks to Waffles and Cast Iron
Spoilers: Up thru The Vegas Renormalization.
Rating: Adult, but nothing too graphic, really.
Word Count: 6,415ish.
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Penny whacks Sheldon with a frying pan after he continues to inadvertently flirt with her over the real definition of "friends with benefits."

A/N: Okay! So. I totally dedicate this lapse of sanity to the sheldon/penny community. And not just because people we're the only ones crazy enough to find this realistic. But real reasons, too!

It's got a handful of in-jokes/discussion-induced hysteria and general fluff that we could only wish all the comments/thoughts could actually mean. It started with the wacky frying-pan reference by Jim Parsons, then arabian brought up the hot start-over dialogue, then I had to add a friends with benefits clarification. All to get my darling Sin some domestic fic.

So. READ ON. )
fujiidom: (+ bb: stfu haters it's somewhat canon!)
I went kind of nuts over making icons for myself and figured that I might as well share them. I am not an icon-maker [points towards pile of fanfiction on the sidebar], but I was tinkering around long enough to have some fun with quotes and stuff. They're mostly just excuses to obsess over some of the more awesome quotes on this show. I don't know. At least I had a good time geeking out over Sheldon and Penny and Big Bang, what more can you ask for?

I may do more of these, too. It was fun!


+38 BIG BANG ICONS.

hotlinking, credit, comment. ... )
fujiidom: (+ bb: what about jiminy crockett?)
Stealing this idea from [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], originally done a while ago:

I'm really, really bored.

SO. If you comment to this post if you want me to write a drabble for you, but choose the icon for your comment wisely because that's what I'm using as a prompt. Okay! Give me a little time, but I'll be getting to each of you, I promise.

Eg. You comment with a Sheldon/Penny icon, I write a Sheldon/Penny drabble to do with that scene/couple/whatever.

Try to go easy on me and only use stuff that'd be fic-inspiring, preferably relegated to Big Ban, HP, The Office, and HIMYM? Maybe? Or feel free to be an ass and give me a hard time. I just want to kill time before tonight's huge block of awesome television.
fujiidom: (+ bb: stfu haters - it's somewhat canon!)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

 

SECOND PART )


fujiidom: (+ bb: stfu haters - it's somewhat canon!)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

 

FIRST PART )

KEEP READING: PART TWO
fujiidom: (+ bb: whatever it is you have to offer)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fujiidom / maura
Rating: T
Word Count: ~4,100

A/N: This is very light. I had a crappy week and can't get into the last chapter of ECS, so this happened. It was written pretty haphazardly, so excuse any mistakes. It started as a little drabble exercise, to get me back to writing -- yet, as always with these two -- it ended up a bit bigger than that.

This is based on the Five Things prompt that is so popular in other fandoms, yet hasn't seemed to get to BBT, so far. Either way, it was a pleasant little escape and I hope it's as cheery to read as it was to write. Spoilers for Season Two.

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fujiidom: (+ bb: thank you ordinary person)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: M (Though, this chapter is rather tame.)
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

A/N: Well, we’re here! These two chapters took a while (I’m sorry about that), but they’ve been written forever, I just have issues with retooling and checking over things too much. But! I’m finished this part. They're both the conclusion, though, this is just the start of the end. The next will likely come at another point during the weekend, when I’m somewhat more satisfied with the final product.

Hope you enjoy! 10K+ hits and at least a hundred or more cumulative reviews? I frakkin' love you all, even if you don't love me back. I'm sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I need you all to hear it. Just once. ;P Thanks for sticking it out with me!

Previous chapters are
here, if you need to catch up. I'm going to link to FF.net, since it's a bit too large for posting here. Comment wherever you want, with your thoughts, if you'd like.



fujiidom: (+ bb: thank you ordinary person)
Title: The Covalence in the Bond
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny, Booth/Brennan
Rating: T
Summary: Crossover Bones/The Big Bang Theory. To help with a murder case, Sheldon gets Penny to drive him to D.C. to give the fine folks at the FBI and Jeffersonian some information. They go out to dinner for drinks, talk a lot about evolution and guns, and are all totally not hot for one another.
Spoilers: Set around current episodes of each show, but clearly in its own weird world.

A/N: Dinner dates! This is much shorter than the first part, but either way, I hope you like this further digression into crazy. This was all going to be three chapters, but the last one may be split into two -- making it more like four. Woo, basic math! But yeah, we'll see how that goes, but I haven't decided just yet. Enjoy this in the mean time! Thanks for the kickass reviews on LJ, too. You guys all rock harder than sediment. What! That's worse than Sheldon's jokes, sorry. Yikes. Thanks for reading, despite my lameness and bizarre storytelling methods.

You can review here, or there, whatever's easiest! I love to hear what people think of this, since it's kind of a strange set up.

Test Your Hypothesis, Try an Experiment
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Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA, MA, MA! So totally MA!
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

A/N: What I feel is obligatory math sex. Sorry, kiddies, way too adult again. Whoops.


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fujiidom: (+ bo: squinty)

Title: The Covalence in the Bond
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny, Booth/Brennan
Rating: T
Summary: Crossover Bones/The Big Bang Theory. To help with a murder case, Sheldon gets Penny to drive him to D.C. to give the fine folks at the FBI and Jeffersonian some information. They go out to dinner for drinks, talk a lot about evolution and guns, and are all totally not hot for one another.
Spoilers: Set around current episodes of each show, but clearly in its own weird world.
 

-&-

A/N: Even though only five people may even want to read this, here’s that plot bunny I mentioned a little bit ago! I’m not even sure if I should link it in Sheldon/Penny, but whatever. It’s Sheldon/Penny at heart and will probably be more than a little obvious in undertones later on. Just like it’s obviously Booth/Brennan (which is really just how to write that show, since they eyefuck the hell out each other every episode!)

So this is the randomest thing I’ve ever written! Bones/BBT? Okay! I think these relationships are mirror images, just reversed! It’s awesome! I have two other little mini-chapters that I’m working with now. If you like this, stick around!

So a little summation, or kind of big summation, whatever. I’m breezing over the back-story (which would just be dry, procedural court/crime stuff, which isn’t as fun for me to write about, sorry) and plowing into the after events, so it’s a little necessary.

Sheldon’s one of eight people to understand (and have worked with, although that doesn’t have much to do with it) Dr. Joe Gosselin’s work in theoretical physics and string theory. Because Sheldon hears of the professors death and knows the answers to the questions/problems that the man had been killed over, he wants to come give them to the FBI. Everyone at CalTech was told to do so, for that matter.

Gosselin had burned his notes, prior and leading to his death, leaving no conclusions to the base of his research. So they go into the guys place, have all the problems, scribbles, etc; – no answers. Sheldon comes, gives his notes, problem solved. It’s added to a list of evidence against whoever they’ll eventually figure out for the murder.

Right now, they’ve finished what they can (Booth had even gone home for the night, until Sheldon arrived early and unexpectedly) and are just looking to blow off some steam. Kind of in thanks to Sheldon, too.

As for Penny, she need money, drove him here for some. Pretty direct, maybe a little far-fetched (them making it alive after driving across the entire county), but imagine she lost her cable, it makes her feel less guilty than just overtly taking more from him or Green Lantern, and maybe drugged his herbal tea at the first rest-stop? Whatever works, right? ;)

Be gentle, this is totally a lark. Please put your disbelief in the upright position and fasten your seat belt! Safety first!

 -&-

 

Part One: Ask A Question, Form An Hypothesis )

fujiidom: (+ bb: some hiney would be nice)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

A/N: While I love his comic book shirts, I kind of love Sheldon dressing normal. It's a thing. It's like Barney Stinson out of suits (in other clothing or not). So you have this chapter, written with some plot, but also as an excuse for that to happen! Enjoy!

Also, even though this crowd is going to be S/P-biased, I wanted to inform that I may or may not be writing a (teeny, tiny) Bones/BBT crossover at some point. I can't get over how perfect a conversation between Brennan and Sheldon could be. Something about complimenting bone structure would be so normal to both! Imagine the possibilites! What do we think of this lapse in sanity?
 

 

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Title: Through Quartz, Sand, and Cellulose

Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Word Count: ~12,000 (Believe me, I know.)
Summary: Sheldon gets some help dealing with leftover grief of his father's death from Penny. Lifelong friendship ensues. One-shot.
Spoilers: Minor spoilers throughout, kind of AU by the end

A/N: Hey, so I had a death in the family (grandfather, almost not as bad as parents, like there's a way to judge) and this is how I deal with my issues. Ha. These two just seem like very innocent and delicate with one another's grief that the progression seemed natural to me. Sorry if it's kind of depressing, or takes any leaps in character that you didn't find convincing. I did it all for my own amusement, honestly, so whatever. Also, The Wolf by Miniature Tigers kind of egged me on to make it more than just the build-up, so if you enjoy a good epilogue/ending, thank them not me. Oh, yeah and I have a series I was supposed to be working on, whoops. Take this while I fix up the next chapter of that in the mean time!
 

(Too large for livejournal, so read here and if you want to comment here, or there, whatever. Just enjoy it!)
fujiidom: (+ bb: you forgot this plasma grenade)
Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

A/N: A quick little second update, since I made everyone wait so long to begin with. Enjoy!

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fujiidom: (+ bb: subtextually of course)
Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

A/N: Thanks for your patience, everyone! I had a lot of personal stuff going on and then my motherboard fried itself up sometime early last week. Hopefully I'll have some more soon, but for now you have some schmoop! I blame it on hormones, or whatever. Only five more chapters left! Enjoy!

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fujiidom: (+ bb: release me from my oath)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character:
Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author’s Note: Hee, wherein I get to poke fun at Howard and Raj. Also: heed the MA rating, PLZ.

 

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fujiidom: (+ bb: some hiney would be nice)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character:
Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author’s Note: See? I keep my promises. There's still a few more reactions to deal with, eventually, but there's also some much needed hotness by next chapter. For now, here's some more plot progression! Hope you like the conclusion!

Thanks for the ton of reviews in between then and now, you guys are quick! Enjoy!

 

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fujiidom: (+ bb: muah ha ha)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Pairing/Character:
Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author’s Note: Leonard gets too curious for his own good. Please excuse my guesswork on the gaming side of things, I’ve played other video games hardcore but not Halo – leaving very little terminology to pick from. This is split over two parts because I don't think the full chapter would fit on LJ. It all takes place within the days after last chapter. Sorry for the plot-y-ness of it, I have a lot of explainin' to do and that doesn't allow as much smootching. I shall makes amends, soon ;)

Also, extra cookies to the nerds who catch the stolen HIMYM joke! It's kind of an homage, I swear

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Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Author:  fujiidom / Maura
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author’s Note: Buckle up, ovaries. It’s time for the morning after.

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fujiidom: (+ bb: i'm just enabling you)

Title: The Effervescent Chlorine Submersion
Author:  fujiidom / Maura
Pairing/Character: Sheldon/Penny
Rating: MA
Summary: Almost drowning gives Sheldon some perspective, Penny suffers through the ups and downs of Life Debt as a cultural phenomena because of this.
Spoilers: Set around mid-to-late season two

Author's Note: If you’d like to listen to a mini-soundtrack of what would be playing in the background go here! The link will take you to a free online playlist of what Penny plays in her apartment. It’s sort of Lauryn Hill meets piano. It also has the song from last chapter there, too.

Also, I tried to incorporate the challenge into that last bit. Just for fun! I hope you like this, it’s a bit more of a pay off after the teasing in the last chapter. I’m getting started on the next chapter soon! Watch your back, Leonard! ;) Enjoy. Again, adults only PLZ.

 

 

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